On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me Three French hens Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Six geese a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Can we stop now, Dave? And a partridge in a pear tree On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming I'm getting tired, Dave! Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping Nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming I'm getting tired! Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Eleven pipers peeping Ten milking jumpers Nine jumping Eight maids a mopping Si-Seven swans a swimming Four geese loose Now cut that out! Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming Eleven pipers piping Ten lords a leaping Nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtledoves And a partridge in a pear tree!