I smell a rat, baby I smell a rat, baby You'd better watch out I smell a rat You won't tell me where you been Whiskey running all down your chin I smell a rat, baby I smell a rat, baby You'd better watch out I smell a rat, baby You come stumbling down the hall Bump your head up against the wall Knock down drunk, that ain't all I know you been having yourself a ball I smell a rat, baby I smell a rat, baby You'd better watch out I smell a rat, baby You'd better catch up with some of those rats, baby 'Cause I smell it Ah, I know you ain't nothing but a old big ole' warf rat Ah, you'd better watch those rats running under your foot boy, They're gonna get ya Ah, I smell a rat