Hey boys and girls This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world Now close your eyes and travel back in time With me and Ninja Brian It's gonna blow your mind to shit! It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High When Stegosaurus raised his hand to call for high-fives Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed Because his tiny wrists Caused his high-five to miss And he was like "F*ck this!" Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's an old-school dinosaur laser fight! Oh yeah, hell yeah, just a classic dinosaur laser fight! It was a futuristic prehistoric throw down But it was quiet because in space there is no sound Did we mention that this took place in space? It did, so shut your face Also, there were robots and sharks Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's a goddamn dinosaur laser fight! In space, with sharks, it's a balls-out dinosaur laser fight! It's fucking science! Just ask Albert Einstein, he invented space And then a bunch of fucking aliens from Mars Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace So they killed them with lasers Holy shit! And then they had a giant laser party A dinosaur laser party, holy shit! Laser party, holy shit! It's fucking science, it's fucking science F*ck!